Surgeon General

Lol as a kid I remember hearing about warnings from the surgeon general and imagining something of this nature . . . oh the wonders of the English language :) Look out man, he'll hunt you down, blow you up, and then give you a shot!  Of course, if you survive all that he'll give you a grape flavored lolipop . . . :)

Nutella the Hun

Lol this one's been floating around in my head for a while.  It's a silly idea, but sometimes you gotta be true to your inner cheese-ball ;}  Oftentimes cheese and awesome come as a package deal lol; my apologies to the lactose intolerant :)

Terrible Puns :)

" A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself."

-Doug Larson

Get it? 'Cause he's like Garth Brooks, who's a country singer, except . . . yeah, I better quit while I'm ahead ;)

Merry Christmas from Santana Claus! waka waka P)

Merry Christmas all!

This was a Christmas Present for my friend Gary Mulder, audio expert and former professional cyclist. Here is his Website for all you musical types, he makes high end audio equipment for bands all over the world.

Lol this one had its genesis in a Christmas present from my Mom.  She gave my sister and a tub full of amazing old CDs that we've been geeking out about for the last 24 hours lol.  Among these were several Santana CDs, and it being Christmas time . . . andyways.  The word association was inevitable.  I apologize for the "Pun"-ishment . . . wakawaka ;)